Yeah, baby, look at that.
Hold this for me, please?
One to the neck, I broke it off.
The body's clean.
Baby, you are a "Man in full. "
But howzabout putting the head that away...
...so the blood runs downhill instead of all over our shit?
Okay.
And howzabout, you'd make sure cinch off the oesophagus this time?
So you don't foul the meat.
Oh, I'm sorry... you're gonna do this or am I?
I ran into your friends.
They looked a little spooked. What'd you say to them?
- Just, uh... - Hey, Cliff, can I see that thing?
Thank you.
You see, I spent a summer...
in the meat department at Piggly Wiggly's, so...
this aint nothing to me. But if you're squeamish...
You wanna get all the way back here... the anus...
And now what you wanna do is...
Get the bag, well, the gut bag... out.
I mean, I find that more interesting than gory, really.
Are you guys hungry?
Okay...
These two have graduated to the official...
...crazy category. You know that, right?
So let's just pack our bags and get out of here.
We can make some excuse.
- We can... - Like what?
- Like, we think you are the killers? - No!
But we can say... one of us doesn't feel good.
Or something, look, we don't have to go through with this.
- We can just packup our bags... - Hey, look!
It was hard enough getting in here. We can't just leave.
What do you suggest?
It's only two more miles to the beach, right?
- Two long miles! - I know!
But I think we have to ride this thing out.
Keep Nick talking, keep him thinking,
...he's gonna be the star of some Hollywood movie.
Keep them both happy.
So that everybody gets to that beach alive.
But we keep our game face on.
Do not let them know...
...that anything is wrong here. Do you understand me?
Hey, do you understood me?
Can you hold that?
I just thought we were gonna have a real honeymoon.
Rise and shine! Wake up, folks!
Out of your tents, now!
Outside, now!
We wanna see all your faces!
Shit! It was only one goat!
This is the Kauai County police.
We want you face down on the ground, now!
Those boys are coming in heavy.
You might wanna hang back, let them do their thing.
Get down on the ground! - Fucking pigs!
Raise your hands!
Fuck you! What're you messing with us for, man?
We got nothing to do with it. Nothing!
Just hold it, right there!
So what the hell they do? - I can't say.
Quit groping me!
All right, man! - Hey, relax!
Does it has something to do with murders in Honolulu?
Really can't say.
It's those guys... it's Kale and Cleo.
They think it's them!
Hey, baby, don't worry! Relax!
They ain't got nothing on us!
I will sue your fucking ass!
You go ahead, man. Look all you want.
Is there a gun in there? Show me a gun.
We almost picked these guys up in the car.
What the fuck, man!
You know, I have to admit... I...
I thought it might have been you guys.
Are you joking?
So much for our game face, huh?
I can't believe it! I thought it was you!
I gotta admit... your face!
You, the killer?
Well, whoopty-tah!
Ample time to sunset, too, huh?
Outstanding!
Hey, you guys!
Mind getting a shot...
...of us in front of this rainbow?
Oh, baby, I look like hell.
- No, you look great. - Come on!
You... you're a good liar.
- All right, here we go. - Okay.
- Just point and shoot it, huh? - Yeah.
- Right, rolling! - Hey!
We survived the rail!
And our honeymoon!
There are sea caves down the coast.
Yeah.. read about that.
West-southwest, round this point, I guess.
So let's do it!
No, I cut a deal with these guys.
I got two kayaks, one hour, 40 bucks.
And no, you don't owe me 20.
Yeah, I just got plans, that's all.
- What kind of plans do you have? - Covert plans.
You do know how to handle a kayak?
Pallie, I've done shark fishing in a kayak!
- Of course! - Loud and real, coast off Alaska.
Kinda 400 pound sand beach shark.
He put up hell of a fight, but you know who's gonna win that battle.
Nick, are any of your stories true?
You want me to send you pictures?
- Yeah. - Yeah...
Come on, let's go!
Come on! It give us a chance to talk about our movie deal.
Cydney!
Tell her I'll be back for a sunset walk.
Me and Gina!
Where are they going?
- What? - To the sea caves.
They won't be long!
Son of a bitch!
Nick! Wait! Don't go!
Nick!
Hey, what is she saying? - I don't know.
Come back! Come back!
She got a nice bounce to her though, don't she?
Nick!
Sunset! I'm coming back!
Damn it! Nick!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on! Come on!
Shit!
Are you running out of gas?
Our own tactical frequency, huh?
I just wanna make assure we get you back in time.
- Copy that. Jedi out. - Jedi out.
Outstanding!
Shit!
Where are you?
Gotta ask you something. - Shoot!
What is that?
"Shake that bush. " What is... What is that mean?
Kidding me?
What some Special Op lingo?
"What we have got here is...
...failure to communicate. "
It's Paul Newman, "Cool Hand Luke. "
Right before he breaks from the chain-gang.
You should know that.
I should, yeah!
He goes in alive...
Well, the stories were great, Nick.
They're really helpful.
But your situational awareness?
It actually kinda sucks!
- Cliff... - Call me Nick.
Rule number one...
Never cut fØrensics a break.
It always amazes me how much people talk about themselves...
...when they're on vacation.
Talk to people they just met.
How did she say?
It always amazes me how much people talk about themselves...
...when they're on vacation.
Talk to people they just met.
Wait, what was... what was the other one?
We say screenwriter.
We say screenwriter... writer.
We say it's screenwriter.
I'm gonna give you some books. - Yeah.
Yeah, working on a, uh, two week punch-up.
And we invited... I had to invite my other sisters,
...you know, my sorority sisters.
I basically hooked them up.
Check this out! Hello?
Yeah, we're in pre-production in Canada...
And we're... still casting up.
Hey, my brother is a dick.
I don't know why I'm telling you this.
We just came here to dance.
You dance with who brung ya, Cliff, you dance with who brung ya.
I absolutely love you...
...just the most magical weekend.
Our wedding haul!
Magical! Magical!
This is the happiest day of my life!
She was kind of classy, huh?
Hey, Rule Two.
Keep your game face on.
Come on, honey.
Babe, get a picture of me with Honolulu in the back.
I have a better idea. Let's get the both of us.
It's right there! It's right there! Help!
Excuse me, can you...
Whoa, whoa... wait, wait! - Crap!
- Honolulu! - Hawaii!
We made it! We made it!
Shit!
Maybe that wasn't the one to Kauai.
- Pretty sure it was, doll baby. - No, no, no.
It's probably the one to Kauai, smaller boat.
We are looking for something... more substantial,
- something with some big-ass... - Have a look right there.
Pretty sure it was.
Let's see how much time we need to kill.
You know, if you're so freaking smart, you'd play stupid once in a while.
That would be your job.
Something I can show you?
Well, not me, but...
...see that dangerously handsome man over there?
When he comes in here and asks you, what I was looking at,
...can you show him this ring?
And that one.
And let's not deny him that little rascal right there.
Seems like he's more interested in water sports, right now.
Well, that's just an operational cover.
Trust me, he is watching us.
Any second now, he's gonna come in here.
Drag me out and then...
...forget some.
He'd double-back and ask you all private-like,
...what was that what I was looking at.
Been playing this game awhile?
Nicko...
I love him to tears, but he does take his own sweet time.
Anytime, hon.
You know what? Also show him that one, right there.
Okay?
Shit! - What?
Left my drink.
- Well, let's go back and get it. - No, no, no, I'll get it.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
I'll wait right here.
And let's not forget this little rascal right here.
So I take it you're planning the next step?
Oh, I got plans. Covert plans.
I'm gonna make a sunset proposal on Kalalau Beach.
Okay, I just need to make sure that this isn't gonna be...
you know, underwhelming
...compared to whatever's stuck inside that twangy little head of hers.
You know, let me...
Is that gonna work?
If it's truly gonna disappoint her,
I'll roll over and play dead for you.
Gonna be the easiest mark you ever had.
Just please, help me get it right.
Gina is gonna be the first and the last for me.
She is the one.
Well, to tell you the truth...
I think she'll love anything you give her.
So you didn't buy anything?
- What I wanna buy in there? - I don't know.
I mean, just took you so long I was thinking may be they got you.
No, no, I got away clean.
Yeah, it's 16:00 hrs, we should catch that ferry.
Where is your drink? - Goddamn it!
No!
This is the scene right now in the Harbour area near Pier 19.
Where, late today, a City trash collector...
...stumbled upon what appears to be another of those homicides.
Come on, this ain't got nothing to do with us.
Congratulations Mr. Anderson, it's part of the honeymoon package.
Thanks, you're the best.
Take this too. - Mahalo!
Fucking repeat.
Tell me it'll never end.
It will end.
Trick is to have more starts than ends.
Hate this whole...
...C-world always playing catch up.
All I wanna do is catch up on my sleep.
- Rule Number Three... - Oh, go away with your rules!
Nothing is getting me off this balcony today.
You're such an incredible asshole! - Asshole!
Hey, never wear the same skin too long.
We keep moving.
Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo getting married on Oahu.
Suitable for framing.
While we're still young, Cliff! - One sec!
Here's your permits. I'm going back to town.
Careful on the trail, huh?
Mess you up good unless you know it good.
Hey, wait a minute...
Maybe you're allowed to carry guns out here?
Guns? No, no. Who's got guns?
A guy named Kale, runs with a girl named Cleo.
I think it was a 9mm. I'm not too good at these things.
Maybe when you get back, you can tell somebody about it, okay?
Let the cops decide if it's important or not.
You keep shaking that bush so we know you're there!
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!
What is this idiot talking about?
I say we let Nick keep pitching his stories.
Let him dig his own grave.
This isn't Honolulu and he's not some soft-boy screenplay writer.
What, you actually buy this Jedi shit?
Gets his skull opened up by a land-mine and just walks it off?
He's trying to impress me.
Me, because he thinks I'm gonna make a movie about his life,
...everything becomes exaggerated and overblown.
Trust me, I know a narcissist when I see one.
This guy... amateur-hour.
Screenwriter!
I don't know... if half his stories are true?
Look, I know exactly what he is. He has no clue what I am.
That's the advantage that we exploit.
We'll do it on the beach. - There will be people there.
- So? - I just think we're rushing.
Don't tell me you're starting to like Gina.
See, that's your mistake.
- You too close, you're too attached... - Maybe I'm starting to like Cydney.
Bigger mistake!
She's a nice girl.
I want you to start thinking about me the way Cliff would think of her.
Even if it's not real.
Even if you're physically incapable of feeling anything.
I want you to pretend that part, too.
We're supposed to be on our honeymoon, okay?
This is one of the most beautiful places on Earth, rain or shine, so...
Slow down that overactive brain of yours.
I want to enjoy myself here.
Babe, we're gonna be fine.
Sometimes it seems like...
...like nothing exists until we get there,
...until we put our eyes on it.
Like the whole fucking world was manufactured...
...for our wants and needs, you know?
You think it'll be a nice sunset?
I mean like if I take, if I just turn my head...
You know?
For just a minute and... but don't tell me.
But does everything just stop? Just shut down?
Go into some energy saving hibernation mode.
Till I choose to reactivate them by simply...
You should say sweet stuff to me sometimes.
Look at this... look at that.
I mean, fucking idiots, man.
Just say it.
How many times do I need to tell you?
If there's anyone in this world that I could love, it's you.
- Why is that never enough? - Just forget about it.
Look.
You helped create this fevered dream of immortality.
You are the privileged witness...
...who's gonna help me lead a hundred different lives.
How about this for a new rule?
Always be sincere even if you're not.
I know that in some bend way,
...your need for detachment fits my need for attachment.
That's it!
It's fitting fucking and fucking fit!
I get it, okay?
Let's stop lying to ourselves, okay?
I'm not lying now.
I love the idea of loving you.
And I love hearing it.
It's sick and it's sad.
Does that make me crazy, Rocky?
Am I crazy? Am I?
It's makes you exciting.
Well, whoopty-tah!
Outstanding!
No!
Nick!?
Nick!
Who is this?
Hello, my name is Woody.
And I'm calling to make sure...
...you're getting the most out of your AT&T calling plan.
Sweet flaming Jesus, you don’t work the whole trip...
Where are you at? What state are you in?
I'm not supposed to say.
Okay, Woody, there's been some murders in Honolulu,
...maybe you've heard, maybe you haven't.
But they're coming after me and I need your help.
Can you do this for me, Woody?
Woody, are you there?
I hear your concerns, madam.
But with our "free to roam" plan,
we can offer you more minutes regardless of the time of day...
Screw the calling plan.
Now listen to me good, okay?
You're gonna be my 911 boy, okay, Woody?
All right, I need you to call the Princeville, Kauai Police Department.
And you tell them that I can have the killers...
...to the Kalalau Beach in about 3Ø minutes.
Can you do that for me?
Woody?
I must put you on brief hold.
No! No! You do not put me on hold!
You do not check with your supervisor. I need you to just do it!
Okay... and I also need you to...
...may be call for some air-ambulance or something.
Because just...
Hello? Hello, madam?
Hello?
Please tell me that you would do this for me.
Please, please, please, swear to me that you'll.
Is this in the Pacific Ocean?
Jesus!
God, I hope you're recording this call.
Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean!
Yes, it is one of five islands...
I'm on Kauai.
In the Hawaiian... chain of islands.
You're almost there. A little more, baby.
Right there!
Bitch!
She got a call off,
...asked for help back at the beach.
Remember, nothing exists until we get there.
Got it.
But, Rocky, nothing exists until I get there.
Here I come, baby.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Sorry to scare you.
But you haven't seen two dudes, two kayaks?
He shot my boyfriend and shot me in the fucking hand.
- So, let's just go back to the beach. - Let me see, let me see that.
- No, let go off me! - Hey, listen to me, I'm an EMT.
- I don't care who you're. I need to go, ok? - Let me take a look at that.
- Because he's right behind me! - Let's get her down. Let's get her down.
No! Let me go!
- Listen, I’m an EMT. - Hold on! Calm down!
Come here, come here! Let me take a loot at it!
- Okay. I go down. Go down. - Calm down.
Okay, there's gonna be help...
- Hey, get her! Get her! - Put her down.
Hey, listen to me! You are safe.
He was right behind me just a minute ago...
What? What're you talking about?
Gina, you feeling better? Huh?
- Just relax! Relax! - We need to go right now, do you hear me?
She's a friend of my wife's, and she has a little issue with,
...crystal meth, okay?
Normally she's pretty functional but obviously,
...this ain't normal.
- He killed my Nicko! - Oh, come on!
He wants to be us! That's what he wants, okay?
Him and his girlfriend wanna be us!
She's iced out of her mind right now.
I mean it's been...
Look! Look, look, look, come here.
No, no, no! Don't go, Don't go.
Look at this...
I've been finding these the whole trip.
I think she just got in over her head this time.
So, I hope you don't have to involve the... police or anything like that.
I mean, I promise I'll get her back safe... okay?
Don't listen to him! Don't listen to him!
Look man, we just are here because...
...someone took off with two of our boats.
The last thing we want is to get involved in somebody else's mess.
Okay.
- Right? - Yeah, right.
- Except... - Except what?
It's just that...
I don't get why her pupils are normal...
...and yours the size of olives.
Guys...
...that was a perfectly good story.
Fuck!
Count your fucking shots! Gina, hey!
No way!
Nicko!?
How many people?
Enough to get good at it.
Oh, I bit my tongue. I hate that.
That's gonna stop hurting in a second.
Hoo-yah, Nick. You think this is it, huh?
Bad guy buys it, crowd goes nuts?
You know what I hate about that ending?
Aside from it being cliche?
It's your version of reality, pallie.
Not mine!
Oh, it's feel so good to squeeze that trigger right now, wouldn't it?
Yeah!
If you kill me, you kill yourself.
You ain't gonna do that.
Drop all weapons, now!
You got too much to live for.
You got too many attachments.
You're just too soft. Here, kitty, kitty kitty, kitty...
The guy standing with the weapon, correct?
He's the one, you talked about, correct?
This area is closed. All trails are blocked.
Come on, Nick! Come on, do it!
If you don't kill me, I'll just come back.
These fucking idiots can't keep me locked up.
Hey, one year from today, Honolulu, Pier 19.
Okay? By noon, be there.
Weapon's ready.
Someone gonna brush by you, maybe give you a little nudge.
It might not look-like me, okay?
It might look a little something like you.
Circle the date, Nick.
Because that is the day...
...that you're gonna realize just how good I really fucking am.
I have to know, I'm about to kill the right man.
Now, is he the one I want?
Come on, do it! Just do it! Come on!
Do it!
Outstanding!
Get away!
Don't die on me. Don't die Øn me again. Christ!
I would have done, if I were you.
Well, you ain't him!
The one you want.
The one who killed all those people.
The one that I let fuck up my life.
Is the same guy...
...who's about to pick up that gun.
Yeah, him.
What are you doing? - It's all right.
This is for you.
Holy crap!
Did you get it from that store in Honolulu?
- E-Bay. - E-Bay...
How long you had it?
Year and a half.
A year and a half?
What were you waiting for, you dumb bastard?
The right moment.
Baby, you are a man in full.
Wait a second.
Let's not do a honeymoon. - I don't need no honeymoon.